Arrangement adapted by Dave Butler, based on lead sheet published
by Hal Leonard Publishing in Celtic Fake Book,
but with a slightly different chord progression
'Twas in a town called Wichita, in the county of Sedgwick.
An old-fashioned couple they lived there, Miz Vicki and her Nick.
They were goin' to have a party on their anniversary.
Says Vicki, "Come here, Nick my dear, and listen up to me."
[Refrain (same chords and tune as verse)]
"Put on your ould knee-breeches, and your coat of em'rald green,
Take off that hat, me darlin' Nick, put on your old caubeen.
Then throw a log on the fire — it's our anniversary,
And there ain't nobody comin' here tonight but you and me!"
"Say, Nick, do you remember when you asked me to be your bride?
I said that it would be one cold day, and you said that would be fine.
You made me laugh, you made me cry — I'd have you no other way.
So come over here, Nick, sweetheart dear, and hear what I got to say."
[Refrain]
Then the band shows up sayin' "Come quick, Nick, we got a gig to do"
Says Nick, "You boys had better git before I do git blue.
Best go on, get you with that one, that one you love truly.
I for sure ain't goin' out tonight, you know Vicki she told me!"